Candy Is Dandy But Liquor Is Quicker

The "Silver Zipper" must be feeling smug about his last divorce. About the same time former Gov. Edwin Edwards was out on furlough from the Oakdale Prison, his ex-wife got some violent dental augmentation. Lawmen in Baton Rouge say EWE's ex-wife, Candy, was assaulted by her "Baby Daddy" when she went to his home to pick up their child Sunday. 34 year old Brian Low (appropriate name) allegedly grabbed 45 year old Candy by the neck, punched her in the face and broke one of her teeth. Low was booked on battery charges and released on bond. Low told investigators he and Candy lived together for more than 3 years and separated for 3 months. Pundits in the know say Mr. Edwards prefers women much younger than his former wife.